The Smart Kind of Fat

X: "Do you think im fat?"
Y: "Don't worry, it's the smart kind of fat!"





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Ano ba iyan!

Ginagawa ko ng diary itong tumblr. Wala lang bumalik lang ako para sabihing I feel unimportant. FINISH!

HA!!

Kala ko ikaw na binibullshit mo lang pala ako.

Hew we goah!

Law schooling is very difficult you know? Why is it difficult you may ask? Well in the pure honesty of my opinionated answer, law schooling is very difficult because of the tambak and tambak of readings in existence.

Jurassic park is the proper term for the park that we would set foot in, in this point in time. Well as the name implies, the implication of which is that it is a park that is fueled with the dinosaurs, you know? If you don’t know then you should consult the dictionary wherein there is a widened horizon of words to look at and become family with.

That is all for now my darlings, I shall see you when the time is right

Matagal na din pala

Gumising akong naiirita sa galaw ng tadhana. Ang akala kong “smooth” na umaga ay naging araw na ang bawat galaw ko ay nakakairita, na para bang pimple na gusto mo ng tirisin dahil ito’y nagpapangit sa mukha mong makinis at alagang alaga. Inis na inis ako buong umaga, inis akong maligo, inis akong maglakad sa initan, inis akong magwithdraw ng pera at inis akong sumakay ng dyip. Buti talaga hindi ako sumakay ng dyip, kung hindi mamimiss ko ang pangyayareng nakakatawa at nakakapagpabago ng umaga. Kwentong pato at babae, yun lang pala ang kailangan para mabaliktad ang umagang kay sama ng dating, salamat brad. 

catchmeintherye:

Her name’s Karyl. This is one of her pictures when she was still as strong as I am today. She’s a very smart girl but..she’s dying of Lung Cancer. Her family cannot afford the operation since her Father has died. Please help her. The “World Vision” Foundation promised to donate 10 cents for every reblog. Please help my Best Friend. She’s a very nice, generous and caring girl. I love her. Please reblog this. PLEASE.:((




reblog forever.

WHOEVER DOESN’T REBLOG IS AN ASSHOLE, IF YOU CAN REBLOG POINTLESS POSTS, REBLOG THIS.

catchmeintherye:


Her name’s Karyl. This is one of her pictures when she was still as strong as I am today. She’s a very smart girl but..she’s dying of Lung Cancer. Her family cannot afford the operation since her Father has died. Please help her. The “World Vision” Foundation promised to donate 10 cents for every reblog. Please help my Best Friend. She’s a very nice, generous and caring girl. I love her. Please reblog this. PLEASE.:((

reblog forever.

WHOEVER DOESN’T REBLOG IS AN ASSHOLE, IF YOU CAN REBLOG POINTLESS POSTS, REBLOG THIS.

(via blueflashes)

zombienovela:

Sperm Recipe Book

Dang

zombienovela:

Sperm Recipe Book

Dang

(Source: zombienovela)

OH CRAP!

Tagal ko na din palang hindi nagpopost. Nakanangpunangneneng naman. Yun lang bow. IAM A FIGHTAH!

A,B,C,D,E

A - Available: for what? Yes, no or maybe
B - Best Friend: We do not have those where I come from
D - Dad’s Name: Francisco
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Nikki Mendoza
F - Favorite Food: Pinapaitan and Kilawin na Kambing
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: Sour WORMS
H - Hometown: Burgos, Pangasinan
I - Instrument: Air guitar, Actual guitar and triangle
J - Job: None
K - Kids: now? heck noo
L - Longest Car Ride: 12 to Isabela
M - Milk Flavor: Milk-ish?
N - Number Of Siblings: 0
O - One Wish: to own a garage for restoring cars
P - Phobias: addiction
Q - Favorite Quote: “Ride to live, live to ride”
R - Reason To Smile: Loud noises, farting in the elevator, singing and good food
S - Song You Last Heard: One by Metallica
T - Time You Woke Up: 1pm-ish
U - Unknown Fact About Me: I like to play pokemon a lot
V - Vegetable: what about it?
W - Worst Habits: lazy, lazy and the usual laziness
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: twice, one for my broken arm and the other for my semi-broken ankle
Y - Your Favorite Pastime: Playing pokemon
Z - Zodiac Sign: Aries

(courtesy of ishouldgetalife)

I hope

Me and my craziness

I love you sabado pero ihing ihi na ako.

Mr. DJ pwede bang magrequest?

Oh ano yun?

Pwede bang huwag na lang?

Ay bastos kang nilalang ka!

Tanga ka palang DJ ka eh, kanta yun hung hang na napulot sa lupa!

Ah excuse me anghel ako sa lupa.

Bossing anong oras na ba?

Oras na para bumili ka ng relo

Bakit?

Para malaman mo kung anong oras na

Eh kaya ko nga po kayo tinatanong, kasi wala akong relo at hindi ko alam ang oras

Ay oo nga no, galing mo talaga bertingtasyocristobal h. chicharongbulaklak III.

Salamat boss. Hay labyu!

CIEL LOVE YOU! Kailangan lang isiksik haha :)